Saltines From The Caff.

Beeps just sent me this email. Beeps is a teacher at a local high school. The email is from their cafeteria chef. Enjoy:

From: Name Withheld
Sent: Tuesday, May 13, 2008 9:01 AM
To: All Staff
Subject: SALTINES FROM THE CAFF.

Hey guys, just wanted to clear up something with the saltine crackers as we are using way more than we should. Crackers go with soup ONLY! Other than that they must be purchased at 10cents a pack.(in robo cop voice) Thank you for your cooperation.CHEERS!

In case teachers didn't make enough money as it is. Now they can't even enjoy a simple pack of saltines.

UPDATE: Beeps just sent this:

This was the subject heading for another email from our “chef”:

Crackers , correction. 25cents for two packs CHEERS!

Cheers, indeed.