I didn't grown up in a town. I grew up in a field. Seriously. No neighbors my age to play with, no cable, no air conditioning. I had to entertain myself for the first 18 years of my life. Now that I'm grown, I live in the town of towns. My house is in town, I work in town, I hang with my townie friends in town, and I drink and eat in the town. I guess you could say that I wake up every morning with a hometown hangover.
"Glad everyone had a great time! But you missed all the action! We had a celebrity over for a BarBQ! Of all people to just drop in! We were so excited. We thought he was coming but couldn't find him anywhere, and we looked ALL OVER! And where'd he so up? On the grill! The one place we didn't look! Good job! Who knows where he'll show up again!"