Epic Jedi Battle Exposes True Identity of Dr. Zibbs!

At last! We finally met. Dizzle, Zibbs, Beeps, Smoochies, Pumpkin Eater and newest member Swedish Chef. It was like that scene in Star Wars The Phantom Menace, when they bring Anakin in front of the Jedi council, except during our meeting a giant light saber fight broke out. I managed to get a few blurry pics of the action. Among them is the infamous Dr. Zibbs. Let me tell you folks, he's a formidable opponent. In addition to looking quite stunning in a purple wig, he and Swedish Chef managed to disrupt the balance of the galaxy when they forced Mercury from its orbit where my dog, thinking it was a ball, ate it.

This all happened after a fab night watching MPW at the Note. Zibbs threatened to show, I snapped my fingers, and whallah! He appeared. We ended up hitting it off and after the show a giant group of us headed back to The Falls at Franklin Pointe (the name of our palatial estate) and had a good ole' time. Zibbs did a great job summing up the night. So be sure to check out That Blue Yak for all the deets.

Now on to the pics:



The battle begins!



Who is that????

FIGHT!!


Time out, where's Mercury?



Found it. Dang, it's chewed.
Now you asked for it!

AHHH!
It's on!

I shall have my revenge!

I Can Finally Breathe!

Hi Townies, I am finally well enough to go a whole minute without having to make disgusting snorting noises. So woo hoo for me. I hope you all had a fun weekend. Beeps and I actually had three parties to go to: Friday night Flyers at Marc & Krista's (good time except for the loss), Saturday near Everhart park to celebrate the kitchen and patio opening of a fellow townie. That was good times. I had many, many sangrias. I also got to meet up with WC Jim. He was my history professor in college and a real know-it-all history guy around town. Beeps and I got a lot of dirt about the town. One salacious bit is how the mental hospital/ adoption (abortion) clinic was, at one time, across the street from our now house. And how the crazies used to hang in Marshall Square park. (Actually, this still happens) Jim's got tons of info so be sure to check out his web site to get your fill of Dub-C data. Sunday Smoochies had my parents, Beeps and me, and my nieces and nephew over for a picnic. We grubbed and had some beers.

So the weekend went well and now it's back to the grind. I have a short week because I'm taking a mini vacation which I hope to have details to you early next week. So stay tuned.

This Townie Really is C-R-A-Z-Y!

Okay I just read this story on Philebrity and it highlights the pure insanity of a former West Chester townie. His name is Jonathan Lee Riches and he is currently incarcerated at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg in Salters, South Carolina for his part in a multi-state wire-fraud scam where he and his codefendents used a fake AOL spam message to capture the identities of many unsuspecting people. He then used their identities to buy stuff, open credit card accounts, you name it.

But that's not the crazy part. Apparently he is a full-blown, unmedicated, paranoid schizophrenic who entertains himself in prison by filing dozens of ridiculous law-suits. You have to read his Wikipedia page to see the sheer enormity of the suits, but here are a few highlights:

- On March 8, 2006, Mr. Riches (AKA Gino Romano) filed a lawsuit against DEF CON and 2600.com claiming the defendants had "joined alliance with Al-Qaeda, Irish Republican Army, Nigerian Janjaweeds, and Colombian FARC." The lawsuit also claims that Mr. Riches is an "underground hacker superhero" and that "DEF CON's annual computer hacker convention has my name and picture, and statue on event tickets and baloons (sic)". On May 7, 2007 this lawsuit was dismissed.

- On March 9, 2006, Mr. Riches filed his most famous and largest lawsuit. The civil rights lawsuit naming George W. Bush et al as defendants. The "et al" list continues for 56 more pages and includes 783 defendants (both living, dead, and non-entities) such as the survivors of the Holocaust, Pizza Hut, Dane Cook, Three Mile Island, Paris Hilton, Dennis Hopper, Mount Rushmore, the Ming Dynasty, Mein Kampf, "Various Buddhist Monks", Medieval Times, The Da Vinci Code, and the celestial object Pluto.

- On July 16, 2007 Mr. Riches filed a lawsuit against the Mossad, Central Intelligence Agency, and Larry King Live claiming the "defendants are in a vast conspiracy to hijack my torso, three toes, and my constitutional rights and ship them to a secret headquarters in Concord, NH." Mr. Riches also alleges that the "Mossad told me personally on April 20, 2007 that they are going to hang me on a cross next to Jesus Christ.", that "Larry King Live is a voodoo witch doctor who stole my identity on February 25th, 2003 and purchased lead paint, Chips Ahoy!, Planter's Peanuts, and Ziploc bags under my identity. Distributed them to the CIA to microwave test my DNA.", and that "The CIA on January 4, 2006, plead allegiance to Al-Qaeda.." The court refused to docket the case because the court did not receive a filing fee from Riches.

- On August 3, 2007, Mr. Riches filed a second lawsuit against Michael Vick and other defendants including the Atlanta Falcons NFL team, PETA, and Jason Michael Carpenter seeking 662,000,000,000,000 trillion dollars in British gold delivered by J.B. Hunt Trucking to the front-gate of FCI Williamsburg. This lawsuit claims that "Michael Vick and my co-defendant Jason Michael Carpenter from my Houston criminal case, hacked into my court records in Pennsylvania. Carpenter under Vick's orders sent a botnet trojan into my records at Chester County Court of Common Pleas (in West Chester, PA) and put false information in my dockets to make me look evil." Mr. Riches also claims "Michael Vick was also involved with the Pan Am Flight 103 explosion in Scotland." (it should be noted that Vick was only 8 years old at the time) and that "Michael Vick had a sexual relationship with my co-defendant Jason Michael Carpenter." This civil case was terminated on August 16, 2007

And these are just a few of the DOZENS of crazy suits. You could spend hours just browsing through them. I love that Michael Vick is not only guilty of dog fighting but that he was involved in the Pan Am 103 flight explosion. Plus Michael Vick had a sexual relationship with the co-defendant. Haha. Good times.

He usually files each suit in a different federal court jurisdiction. They say he does this to avoid sanctions against people filing multiple frivolous lawsuits in the same jurisdiction, leading people to wonder if he is actually disturbed, or if he's just passing time during his incarceration.

I guess this is what really happens when you have too much time on your hands. My Mom always warned me about that.

Holy Crap, It's Almost Wednesday

I just realized that almost a whole week has passed since my last post. It's practically Wednesday already! Well what can I say, I got lazy. Mostly because I had Thursday and Friday off and I just concentrated on having fun. Thursday Beeps and I hit Johnny Brenda's in Philly to see The Capitol Years and Bitter Bitter Weeks.

Friday we ate sushi at my favorite place Kooma here in Dub See and saw that movie "Once". It was great, highly recommend it! We saw it at the Colonial Theater in Phoenixville (you know, where the filmed The Blob). Man is that a cool theater. It opened in 1903 and is home to many independent films. The prices are cheap: $7 a ticket and $2 popcorn! Plus the inside is like a flashback to the beginning of the century. Check out the web site for some pictures.

Saturday we cleaned and played video games for a while (I got Viva Pinata and am addicted!). I need to figure out how to attract the horse though, and get the rainbow cloud thingy, so any tips welcome.

Sunday some fellow townies came over for an afternoon picnic and Monday we relaxed and resumed game playing where Beeps dove into Bioshock. That game is fricking frightening; zombies, possessed little girls with giant machine body guards, carnival music and clowns, gene splicing, crazy people climbing on the ceilings, corpses everywhere, and it's all underwater. Freakie deekie.

Well, That's about it. But I'm back folks!

Lot's of Hangover to come. Stay tuned.